No Jack January
No Fap February
No Meat Wack March
Abstain from Wanking April
No Masturbate May
No Jerking it June
No Jacking it July
Always Remember Not to Masturbate August
Stop Touching Your Dick September
Old People are Wrinkly, Remember That When you Touch Yourself October
No Nut November
Don’t Dicktouch December
Fuck this a thousand times.
Don’t you think your dick is a bit red from all of the jacking off you do?
how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself